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Describing the condition of furniture and homeware

Measurements, material, the surfaces that get used, and every repair named.

The Metzee team13 Oct 20261 min read

Furniture is described rather than graded, and the description has a shape that leaves nothing to discover on arrival.

The order

  1. Measurements, in centimetres, including seat height where it applies
  2. Material — solid wood, veneer, laminate, engineered board
  3. Structure — sound, wobbly, needs attention, and whether it is usable now
  4. Surfaces — rings, scratches, heat marks, water marks, fading, lifted veneer
  5. Moving parts — drawers, doors, hinges, castors
  6. Repairs and replacements, named
  7. Smell — smoke, damp, storage

Words to use precisely

Solid means solid through. Veneer is a thin layer over something else — a real and common construction, and not a fault, but it must be said. Refinished — the original surface was removed and redone. Declare it. Restored, repaired, married — the antiques vocabulary applies to anything old.

Say whether it is usable now

A wobbly table that needs re-gluing is a perfectly good listing at the right price. A wobbly table sold as sound is a return.

For homeware

Chips, cracks, crazing, hairlines, dishwasher dulling, missing lids, replaced handles. For anything functional say whether it is food-safe, watertight, or has become decorative only.

Questions people ask

Is a water ring damage?

Yes, and a common one. Show it under raking light rather than hoping the photograph misses it.

Does flat-pack furniture have condition?

Yes — edge swelling, stripped fixings, how many times it has been assembled. All worth saying.

How do I describe fading?

Where it is, how even, and photographed in daylight. Naming the flaw raises the price.

More: condition words across every category, buying homeware.

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